happy 6 months, munu

six whole months of putting up with ur non-sense and hearing "man fuh u" more than my actual name.

183 days of tolerating each other

scroll, "brotha" ↓

exhibit list

the evidence

photos of the cornball. exhibits A through H. the jury has questions.

falling asleep anywhere — it's a gift, honestly

she thought she was being sneaky

2am nonsense, as usual

this is the "man fuh u" face, mid-load

brotha what is that face

cornball detected 🚨

posted up at RU like she owns the place

$party photo$

natural habitat: sticking her tongue out

the receipts

∞"man fuh u"s received

∞"brotha what"s deployed

0mafia stories i pretended to follow

81cornball incidents logged

183days of putting up with all of it

for the record

"man fuh u"

translation: I am correct and you know it. usage frequency: alarming. deployed at all hours, unprompted, often mid-sentence.

"brotha what"

the official response to literally anything I say. a question, a joke, a compliment — doesn't matter. "brotha what" covers it.

cornball (n.)

Suhani. that's it, that's the definition.